We don’t collect your personal information. Uncle Sam does that.

We don’t spy on you without a warrant, we don’t view your banking history, we don’t force banks to report suspicious activity, we don’t know your location, we don’t force companies to provide backdoors into your hard drives, we don’t know anything about you. And we don’t force private companies to do that for us and call it “constitutional”, the government does that.

We collect zip, nada, zilch, nothing. Capeesh?